What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?