Which relative loves rice?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's a pirate's favorite color?