How did the pirate call his mother?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What fairy loves to count?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?