What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

How do snowmen get information?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

How do you arrest a pig?