How does a pizza introduce itself?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What sweet treat never panics?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?