What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?