Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What is the color of the wind?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What did the bee say to the flower?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you call siblings who love math?