What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why was the musician arrested?

What did the shower say to the toilet?