What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?