Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How do you organize a space party?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
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