Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How do hurricanes see?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
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