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Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
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Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
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What does an evil hen lay?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
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How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
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