Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
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