What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why didn't the melons get married?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?