What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call a household of counselors?

How do dog catchers get paid?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What's a henway?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why was the mime upset?