What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What game does pasta always play at recess?