Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?