What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What math figure is also in the band?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why was the bunny upset?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?