This candy bar is a real home run.

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What animal dresses the most fashionably?