Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What math figure is also in the band?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why are cars magic?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?