Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did one plate say to the other?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
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