Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?