Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What siblings are always sad?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

How do fireflies start a race?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do you call siblings who love math?