Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
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