What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?