What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What animal likes to party the most?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?