Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

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What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do nosey peppers do?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

How did the toad die?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why do vampires always look sick?