Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do math teachers eat?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What bird is always sad?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?