What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
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What bird helps you stay dry?
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
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