What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What does a panda ghost say?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
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