What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
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What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's the politest month?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
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