Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's the most masculine animal?
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