Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What animal floats best?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
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