Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where do surfers go to school?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
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