Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Why are skunks always so depressed?