What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Which former US President was always cold?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What tea do footballers drink?