What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What did the sick chicken say?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What sport requires no movement at all?

How does a barber get to work?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?