Which animal is the most religious?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What's the laziest vegetable?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Which is the worst season?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?