Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Warthogs.
Where do birds go to drink?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
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