What do cats use to beat eggs?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why did electricity win the race?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?