Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
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