Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What fairy loves to count?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
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