Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
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What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Which animal should never work for the government?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How do bears keep cool?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
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