Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
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