Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What nationality are most fish?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
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