Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
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