What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

How do you wash a lamb?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why are cats good at playing video games?