Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
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What do insects learn at school?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do you wash a lamb?
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