Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
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