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What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why do moms make good vintners?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why don't ants get sick?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

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What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What kind of store would a dog own?