Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Can February March?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What's a father's favorite flower?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?