Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Which bug is related to you?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
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