Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?