What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

We had a discussion about roses.

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do golfers drink on the green?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?