Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

How do billboards talk?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.