What type of bat doesn't fly?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?