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What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why is summer always sad?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What car can't keep a secret?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why is winter considered holy?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?