Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What sweet treat never panics?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?