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Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?