Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why was the mime upset?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What condiment has wings?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?