What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Which former US President was always cold?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

How does a taco bless the table?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What did you learn in school today, son?