What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

How can you make 7 even?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why do bees buzz?

Families are like fudge.