What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What kind of music do planets like?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
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