What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why is a computer so smart?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

How do automobiles fly?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?