Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Grimace™.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What kind of computers do horses use?
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