Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What condiment has wings?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Which bird would make a great farmer?