What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?