What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How do dog catchers get paid?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?