Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Grimace™.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
It's allergy season again?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
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