What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What did the airline worker name her child?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

When is a baseball player like a thief?