What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What birds always travel in twos?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?