What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do Scottish toads play?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?