Why are maps such great therapists?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What siblings are always sad?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

A book just fell on my head.

What do you call a pig thief?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?