Why do trees try new things so often?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?