What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a silly hill?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Do dads always snore?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
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