Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you call a silly hill?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Do dads always snore?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?