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What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What did autumn say to summer?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do insects learn at school?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do trees say when autumn comes?