Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Where does breakfast live?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?