Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Who invented fractions?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
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