How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?