Why don't fish play basketball?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What makes music in your hair?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?