Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
In a ham-mock.
Why do cows go to New York?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is the smallest lion?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What table can you never sit at?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
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