Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
In a ham-mock.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
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