What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Jelly toe beans.
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Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
A book just fell on my head.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
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