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Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you call a sad latte?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

How does a polar bear build a house?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?