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What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?