Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

It's allergy season again?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?