What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What day is your mom always right?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Where was Noah born?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?