What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
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