What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What game do cows play at parties?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
I broke my finger!
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
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