Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What table can you never sit at?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?