What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
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