What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the pirate late for work?
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