What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?