What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is the definition of Robin?
What animal knows kung fu?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
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