Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What shape is bad at driving?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?