What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why did the fish blush?

Why are books always so angry?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What is the loneliest cheese?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?