What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are goats so funny?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why was the bud so shy?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
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