What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
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