Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Where do kittens go to school?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which bug is related to you?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How do you grill cheese?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
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