Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

When does a horse talk?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What is the most attractive fruit?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What's a tornado's favorite game?