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Why did the mirror cross the road?

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You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

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My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

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What TV show is most popular at bars?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?