What do you call bears with no ears?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?