Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

How does a squid go into battle?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What is an insect's favorite game?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's the politest month?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?