What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

How does a taco bless the table?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?