What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
The blues.
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What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is the smallest lion?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
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