Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call octopus twins?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where are average things manufactured?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
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