What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What did the bread do on vacation?