What sound does a witch's car make?

What tree has the most bark?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?