Why do vampires always look sick?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?