Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why are all priests fit?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
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