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What's the most expensive plate in church?

Where does breakfast live?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did the barber win the race?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?