Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
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What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the sick chicken say?
How is cat food sold?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How can you farm during the winter?
How does the sun listen to music?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What day never takes itself seriously?
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