What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Hoop earrings.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
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