Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why can you never find the number nine?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?