What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What condiment has wings?
Which elf is the best singer?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What animal styles their hair every day?
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