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Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Which family member is always relieved?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?