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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

The museum curator needed a break.

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?