What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why was the mime upset?
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