What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do fish use for glasses?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why did the mare gain weight?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?