What did one angel say to the other angel?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?