What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do you call an arctic cow?