Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What's E.T. short for?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What animals make the best students?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What does the sun drink out of?

How do billboards talk?