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How does dinner smell?

What is a table you can eat?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

How was the wedding?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What fish loves to play in a band?