What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
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