What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?