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Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why do fish live in salt water?