What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

How was the wedding?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?