Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Where do books sleep?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Why was the bunny upset?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?