Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
When do cows get tired?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do birds go to drink?
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