Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do bees chew?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Families are like fudge.
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