Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Where do stars go to college?
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