Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
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