What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

When do cows get tired?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What is another name for a cow?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Where do birds go to drink?