Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
It's Crowded!
What's the king of all school supplies?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why are trees always so positive?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
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