Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

How does dinner smell?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?