What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What do you call a small mom?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?