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What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What bird is losing its hair?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

I used to be addicted to not showering.