What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?