What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How does a witch play loud music?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What country has the most fish?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
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