What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?