What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What animals make the best students?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?