Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
An account-ant.
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How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
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