What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What day do hands always go to church?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What is another name for a cow?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?