Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?