What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?