What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?